The Problem: While there’s nothing wrong, per se, about this outfit, but with everyone else bringing their sartorial A-game, Coops really missed an opportunity to shine.
The Fix: Wear a suit, goddammit. You look so good in ‘em.
Who: Bradley Cooper
The Problem: Those cargo shorts have got to go.
The Fix: Cough cough
Who: Sam Rockwell
The Problem: Again, the droopy cargo shorts aren’t ever a good look. And, seriously, what are those shoes (not to mention the black ankle sock). Even legends make mistakes from time to time.
The Fix: A slimmer pair of shorts and some nice loafers would make this an instant go-to summer fit for the ages.
Who: Robert De Niro
The Problem: Being a bro is totally acceptable, but dressing like a frat bro at 54 isn’t ideal.
The Fix: A shirt with a collar and a cowboy hat, at least?
Who: Garth Brooks
The Problem: The top here is problematic, no? Is it a smock? Is it just incredibly oversized? Why wear a tie with such a large, untucked shirt? So many question. Sadly, very few answers. The Fix: For more traditional events, like Wimbledon, stick to a more traditional dress code. It’s not the time to play around with Vetements proportions.
Who: Will Young
The Problem: Australian Baz Luhrmann is an incredibly stylish guy, but the too-tight, cropped-too-high pants are a bit much here. He looks like he’s trying to emulate Cool Teen Jaden™, and thats not a good look for a distinguished guy like him.
The Fix: He should stick to his slick but slightly quirky tailoring.
Who: Baz Luhrmann
The Problem: This is a twofold problem. 1. Wearing a shirt in the water. 2. Said shirt says “I [heart] T. S.” when you’re actually dating T.S.
The Fix: Oh, I don’t know, have some chill?
Who: Tom Hiddleston